ROADSTER
ART!
Written by Daniel Bell
roadster356@sbcglobal.net
After lots of great advice from Registry members on 356Talk,
I decided to tackle the job of freeing the 3 pieces of the brass windshield
frame from each other on my 1960 Drauz Roadster (86904). All of the exterior
screws and hardware had been removed, but they still would not come apart. You
see, the channel that the rubber windshield and glass normally sit in had been
filled by some previous owner (turkey) with bondo on top of remants of previous
rubber/sealer and had apparently affixed itself permantly to the frame. (By the
way, each brass
windshield post has the last 3 numbers of the chassis number stamped near the
top of the post under where the aluminum channels for the side window rubber
weatherstrips for the convertible are mounted.)
I decided to free the posts from the top part of the frame
first. I laid the part that I was going to work on first on top of my best
astroturf golf teeing mat (it makes a nice cushion). Grabbing a 5/16" cold
chisel and hammer I started to gently tap at the dastardly bondo stuff. Being
careful to not touch the precious frame, little pieces, then big chunks started
to free themselves from their ill-placed imprisonment in Felix's windshield
frame... Noticing that some rubber/gorilla snot was between the bondo and the
frame, I proceeded to spray liberal amounts of the Maestro's favorite stuff,
WD40!!! I kept tap, tap, tapping and the bondo kept coming off.... I told my
wife that I felt like Michaelangelo creating "David"....it was SO
satisfying seeing that bondo coming off and, once again, exposing the beautiful
curves of a Porsche Windshield frame living underneath all that rock-hard junk!
Every once in awhile I would gasp as I mistakenly hit a tiny bit of brass, so I
would just pause, have a sip of beer, and curb my enthusiam in favor of
perfection! (Just like Ferdinand would have liked!)
After more patient minutes, I discovered TREASURE! (By
profession, I am an archaeologist, so I know when I've found treasure... and
this was definitely the Rosetta stone of Roadster windshield frames.)
Hidden underneath the bondo was the unmistakenable head of a stainless steel
screw: which screwed up from the channel of the place where the rubber and
windshield would be up through the top part of the brass frame into the brass
windshield post.... totally hidden from the outside world. No wonder this thing
wouldn't come apart! Well, there were still some remnants of the dreaded bondo
in the screws of the slot for the screw.... some more WD40 and some gentle taps
with the small cold chisel exposed the slot for me... Screwdriver woudn't free
it, so a few gentle taps on my trusty Craftsman impact screwdriver freed it in a
breeze! Stainless steel screws and brass windshield frames are a perfect
match....no corrosion or rust in the threads....they are in perfect condition!
Well, I proceeded to free the other post in the same fashion.... Now I have
three pieces instead of one!
Now I have to get the rest of the bondo out of the
channels....(no wonder the old windshield never sealed right and leaked... Why
would someone ever do this?) More to follow later...
Conclusions: WD40 works great if the bondo is attached to
chrome and/or a rubber/gorilla snot combination. By gentle tapping with a hammer
on a small cold chisel, you can get most of the crud out of the channel. Pretend
that you are Michaelangelo creating the statue of David! Be
gentle, slow and don't chip off the places where the statue lives (windshield
frame, etc.) It might not be efficient, but it works!
I have more to do, but at the end of today, I realized that
I was not Michaelangelo and that I was not doing "David"..... Now I
feel like Sandro Botticelli creating the "Re-Birth of Felix" in a
brass and chrome sculpture <grin>!
Good luck and Keep the 356 Faith!
Dan Bell
Carmichael, CA
roadster356@sbcglobal.net
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